Thursday, December 22, 2011

I'd like 2 breasts please.

When I make *quick* BBQ chicken pizza, I use frozen cheese pizza, salsa, bbq sauce and fried chicken from the grocery store deli.  So tonight I went up to the deli and when asked if I needed something, I said "yes, I would like 2 breasts and a thigh please" and as she was getting the chicken I realized what I said and started giggling.  My daughter asked me what was funny so I told her, "I just asked her for 2 breasts" and we both started giggling.  I'm sure the gal in the deli thought we were really weird!

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